At the moment, "chatter" seems consumed by ideology. Talking heads ranting about some flavor of Islam. And now I have to hear about Colonialism?
I am getting numb to ideological rants. (Hillary Clinton’s presentation is fresh because it focuses on events.) It is getting hard to give a fuck about ideology. So much shrillness. So little get-real-here-ness.
I just cut 350 words (you’re welcome!). About the Israel’s military response (predictable); Palestinian use of hospitals and “medics” for military purposes (I watched the videos, they’re gross); Israeli eye rolling at the Western Left (as in "You want to live under Hamas? Israel's Arabs don't....").
It’s Friday. I ain’t going to excavate anything big. Thomas Friedman's latest (PDF here) matches what I see. (As was his earlier piece.)
The internet may be made for cats but I prefer the well attached dog:
Seen
Dizengoff street on a Friday felt... normal-ish. Can I say that? Less crowded than usual but alive, not dead. No lines (nice for a guy rushing to buy lunch on the way home). The yoga studio was full. Not at capacity, but full.
Racing to the train station on a Lime scooter, I pass my florist. I don't have time to stop, but can't not. Time isn’t the only issue: When I drive, the flower stems extend waaaay past the left handlebar. Who cares? Well, when I am squeezing the wrong way through traffic sometimes they touch a car... Last week a guy honked. This week I practiced leaning the scooter over to the right.
There is a chance I will make the train. It is the last one of the day (1:45) now that the clocks fell back.
1:30 PM on Friday. Streets are full of pedestrians. Some cafes even have lines out to the sidewalk! I saw a crowd waiting at a bus stop. Very "normal" smelling.
Then a red alert. Air raid siren.
Everyone stays calm, and walks purposefully toward a building.
I duck down a side street on the scooter, park it between two cars, and head toward a gap between two buildings. A beautician with a big dog exits her salon. I ask where to go. She points to the cafe across the street. We go in. There is a stairwell at the back. Ten or fifteen folks are hanging out. Seven booms, three loud.
After a couple minutes, the cafe owner says: Stay longer. It was right overhead. There could be shrapnel falling for several minutes. I give it a couple of minutes and take a look up:
I go back in for another minute. Pointing upward I tell a guy it is right overhead. “The Iron Dome is a miracle,” he says.
At this point, either the train is also delayed, or I've missed it.
It was nine minutes late:
Relief Area
I missed this section yesterday... sorry! Humor is harder to find. What there is ... is often shrill. I am working with what I have....
Alef
Did you hear the one about the guy who came to Israel to volunteer, staying at the Hilton?
Bet
Fuel at a Gaza Hospital
Gimmel
I am going to cook a tad and go to kabbalat shabbat.
Shabbat shalom!
Raf
(Thank you A.K., M.N. and Abu Ali Express for content and feedback.)